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Saturday, November 21, 2009

a little too early for christmas?

it is only november and i know, i am kind of being like a 'gan jiong' spider. but right now, in my mind, i only have 3 things on my wishlist.

i am not a fan of blackberry. my sister is using it and it seems like a really reliable gadget. i have some friends using blackberry curve but i do not really like the qwerty keypad. blackberry storm seems like a better choice for me. =)

i have been using sony ericsson products for many years and i absolutely love it! i tried to switch back to using nokia and samsung products, but i must say, sony ericsson is still my first choice. there is a high possibility i will be getting this rather than blackberry. 3 colours.. now, i am stuck as to which colour i would choose. =p

i cannot live without games. everyone who knows me well enough will know that i always have my psp in my bag everywhere i go. my psp is always by my bedside whenever i sleep. i own a playstation, a playstation 1 and a playstation 2. i even have the sega megabit 18 drive game console up till today! and yes, it is still working! i am totally addicted to games, games and more games. so, a playstation 3 is the best gift for me this christmas. =)

dear 'santa', please give me any 3 of these things i wished for this christmas, or better still, all 3.. and you will make jeanne a happy girl!~

but of course, all these are SECONDARY. i already have the best gift in the whole wide world. and it is none other but YOU. =)

♥

♥ RAMBLED AT 5:43 AM ♥

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

bikes, bernice, le bar, crew room. =)

finally, i managed to upload the pictures into photobucket. sorry for the lack of updates. i was too busy having fun. =p

met up with nick and saw his new ride, limited edition triumph 675. =)

nick with his triumph 675 and boyfriend with his hayabusa.

big boys toys. =)

boyfriend and his new toy.

me with boyfriend's new toy.

boyfriend recently changed his bike's exhaust pipes. from scorpion pipes to blueflame dual port exhaust pipes. i know, it seems illegal but we have the legal certificate to prove that it is legal. =)

blueflame dual port exhaust pipes.

allan was helping boyfriend spray his bike. i had nothing to do so i started snapping pictures. =)

snapshot of me playing with my sister's nintendo ds lite. luckily it is BLUE in colour, not PINK. =)

a few days ago, boyfriend and i went over to peggy darling's place and spent some quality time with bernice. =)

godmother and god-daughter. =)

i love this picture! bernice was playing with boyfriend's cellphone. LOL!

bernice darling is all grown up now. she has become really sociable with people and she talks ALOT! she will always look at me and boyfriend.. and she will start to talk to us in her baby language. and she knows how to sing the song Nobody by The Wondergirls!! =p

my favourite hangout places now are le bar and crew room. they are located opposite park lane. =)

peggy darling and i at crew room.

peggy darling, jesmin and me.

deyu and jesmin.

vemon and me at le bar.

team s4c! =)

me and jesmin at le bar.

me and boyfriend at le bar.

another stupid vemon. =p

and also, i said that i will never miss this movie for the world!

RATING: 5 out of 5 stars!!!!!

and this cool babe caught my attention.

orianthi panagaris! =)

on a sidenote, if you guys happen to notice, there is one particular moron who calls himself/herself 'CF' in my tagboard. i know who this moron might be related to. but i know that my readers will agree with me that this fucker is a lowlife creature. =p

♥ RAMBLED AT 4:24 PM ♥

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

through thick and thin..

the longer you are in a relationship with someone you love, the love becomes steadfast, the trust becomes steady, the bond becomes strong.

as time passed, you will realise that there will be lesser and lesser things to quarrel and argue about.

the journey continues. and both of us know, this will never come to an end. =)

happy 7 years 11 months anniversary, love! =)

P.S. i have got some stuff i want to 'complain' about. i shall do so in my next post. =)

♥ RAMBLED AT 2:15 AM ♥

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

night owls~

i am only uploading 1 picture for the moment. the rest will be uploaded when i have the time to do so. right now, off i go for some partying and fun! =)

♥ RAMBLED AT 7:32 PM ♥

Friday, November 6, 2009

fuck you very much. =)

usually, i do not have too much free time on my hands to care about lame stuffs. but a kind-hearted blogger emailed me an email with these 2 attachments.

this twitter comment was posted by me on 27th october 2009 in reply to one of my twitter followers.

and subsequently, there came a reply. =)

so tell me, is this a plain coincidence or what?

but in my point of view, i prefer to say..

"SOME BITCH CANNOT GET TO TASTE THE GRAPES, THEREFORE SHE SAYS THAT THE GRAPES ARE SOUR, WHEREBY THEY ARE REALLY SWEET."

i guess i cannot really blame fucktards whose brains function this way. all they know is to COPY AND PASTE, without any originality. or is it because they have no other ways to retaliate?

some fuckers said that blogwars will never end so they chose to keep quiet about it. but what the others and i think is..

"WHO IS THE WIENER WHO IS STARTING ALL THE WHINING AGAIN, HUH? CONTRADICTING."

initially, i wanted to name this blog post as 'thank you very much'. but after thinking for a minute or two, 'fuck you very much' is more suitable for fucktards like you. =)

no worries, people. i am totally cool. =)

♥ RAMBLED AT 2:09 PM ♥

Monday, November 2, 2009

sometimes, small little things are the best.

i love gore movies! i guess my tolerance of gore is kind of high.

- i can eat kuay chap after watching gore shows.
- i can eat maggi mee while watching autopsy videos on youtube.
- i can open my eyes super wide to see how gore some movie scenes are.
- i can laugh at scenes whereby the actor/actress gets his/her head smashed.
- i can always anticipate gore outcomes for every gore movie i watched.

the most recent gore movie i caught with boyfriend was..

RATING: 4 out of 5 stars.

i have always been a fan of Saw series. everything seemed to be preplanned perfectly without and loopholes or flaws. after watching Saw 6, i cannot wait for Saw 7 and Saw 8! how do i know? read it up in wikipedia, peeps! =)

boyfriend got me a little surprise the other day. he knows that i absolutely love crayon shinchan. he was at daiso the other day and he saw something that reminded him of crayon shinchan. and he bought it for me.

TADAH!! crayon shinchan chocolate biscuit! i cannot bear to open the box up and ended up displaying it on top of my tv set in my room for 2 days! =p

8 years ago, i told boyfriend, "i do not need anything expensive from you. diamonds, branded goods.. all these are pure materialistic stuff. all i need is just your true heart, which to me, is priceless.".

i watched a drama once. there was a sentence that this female lead said, "do not overlook small little things, because sometimes, those little things are the best and most important of all..".

♥ RAMBLED AT 9:01 PM ♥

Friday, October 30, 2009

childish acts & contradicting barks.

i have got 2 fucktards to talk about. all these facts are based on all the things i know and heard of. like i said, the world is a small place. i will start with the male species first. =)

you might wonder, why did i post this picture up? i can name you a thousand and one reasons. i am NOT trying to offend anybody who happens to be riding a YAMAHA R6 bike model, nor do i have the intention to do so. but then again, MAYBE.. JUST MAYBE, i am trying to offend one particular R6 rider. =p

i know of someone who rides an R6. as many of you know, R6 is a class 2 600cc bike. many class 2 riders are humble but that rider is really one hopelessly childish rider! i shall name some incidents.

- this R6 rider was riding on the road and came to a traffic stop. another bike rider who was riding a smaller cc bike stopped beside him. this R6 rider will throttle and blow his bike at the other biker, as if telling him that his R6 is faster! OMG!

- as many of us know, a class 2 bike will always be faster than a class 2A bike or a class 2B bike. therefore, it is absolutely unnecessary to 'race' or 'bully' bikes below class 2. but this R6 rider can 'bully' bikes slower than his, then he would show off to his friends telling them, "wah.. just now i overtake a honda wave sia!". *ARBISH*

- if this R6 rider happens to be driving and a biker rides past his vehicle wearing an ARAI helmet, he will say, "if i had known earlier, i would have ride and wear my ARAI helmet instead of driving today.". *TSK TSK TSK*

- R6 is a sports bike, therefore the speed is there. how fast has he gone, you ask? ONLY 140km/hr maximum! he has no guts to run fast. his own friends ask him for a friendly race, he rejected. and his bike's exhaust pipe is those original kind, not those yoshimura or leo vince or other brands. my thinking at that moment was.. WTH!!! 140km/hr only???!!! my boyfriend rides a super 4 and he can clear the bike's meter even when he was pillioning me!!! SAD SAD SAD CASE FOR THE R6!!!

in my previous post, i mentioned that boyfriend is no longer riding a super 4. he changed his ride to a hayabusa recently. within this short period of time, i got a few people telling me, "eh.. jeanne, some people are saying you are damn proud of your boyfriend's ride.". i laughed and said, "oh.. is it? who? what did i do to make them think i am damn proud and showing off? tell that fucker to tell me straight in my face loh.".

my theory of bikes is, they are all the same, no matter what class they are. in what ways?

- when it rains, the riders and pillions will get wet when they are without raincoats. when it shines like hell, the riders and pillions will be baking under the sun.
- when you are going at a speed of 180km/hr, you will reach your destination. when you are going at a speed of 80km/hr, you will still get to your destination. it is only a matter of time.

i really do not see why. so i am going to ask you back.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THERE TO BE SO FUCKING HAOLIAN ABOUT, HUH?

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some people say that when you do not have the brains, please use your butt cheeks and think. but i beg to differ.. WHAT IF the female species i am going to talk about here is made of nothing but DUMB CELLS? you want some examples? sure! =)

- when a friend of hers asked her to order a plate of carrot cake in half-black and half-white, she was really freaking dumb enough to go ask the hawker, "uncle, you got half-black and half-white carrot cake?". almost all places only sell either black or white carrot cakes because to hawkers, they might think it is a hassle to stir-fry 2 different flavours. but this dumb species can really go and ask the hawker! it is the same as ordering hokkien mee without the mee! *PENGS*

- some female species said, "you better ask that jeanne to stop blogging about me loh!". and what was being told to me was, "this female species told me she NEVER go to your blog anymore leh.". my reply was, "oh.. is it? but how come this female species can ask people to tell me to stop blogging about her? and she admit that i really am blogging about her ah? all the words i used like, bitch.. bimbo-wannabe..?". *LOL TO THE MAX*

seriously, how contradicting can a dumb ass be..? and i am going to tell this female species.

CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS. YOU HAVE A CHILDISH BOYFRIEND TO PERFECTLY SUIT A DUMB-ASS YOU.

honestly, can somebody give this couple an award.. for being the 'MOST COMPATIBLE' couple of the century? =p

OMG!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ RAMBLED AT 3:20 AM ♥

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

goodbye to the old and hello to the new!

it has been a very memorable 2 years with you. my heart is unwilling to do so but still, i have to let you go..

goodbye.. i will miss you, for you will always be one of my favourites.

and hello to the new! =)

another wonderful journey begins.

♥ RAMBLED AT 11:50 AM ♥

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

games and movies for leisure, always.

i wanted to catch sorority row at first.. but the majority of them wanted to catch this blockbuster instead..

RATING: 3 out of 5 stars.

i mentioned before.. i need to watch at least a movie every week, or else it seems as though i cannot breathe. LOL!

wherever i go, my psp goes along with me, even when i know i have no time to play with it. it is like a necessity, not a portable game console. and now, i am totally addicted to these 2 games.

it is already 4am and i am still awake, although i have to give classes tomorrow. but the good thing is that, my working hours are FLEXIBLE and they pay SUPER WELL. that gives me ample time to have as much fun as much as i work. moreover, i can have enough rest too! i pity those people who cannot get enough rest, ending up going to work like a fucking zombie. LOL! but for boyfriend, he always tells this, "honey, sleeping is a waste of time la.. next time when all of us get old, we can get to sleep as long as we want to without any disturbance. so why not we make our lives an enjoyable one?". =p

i got to stop banging away on the keys and get some rest soon. and even if i sleep at the break of dawn, i still have at least 8 hours of sleep to catch up on. =)

♥ RAMBLED AT 4:15 AM ♥

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

these are what we see all of you as, period.

BIMBO-WANNABE
a term that emerged in popular english language usage in the early 20th century to describe a so not physically-attractive but unintelligent woman. the sense here was of a stupid woman.

VALLEY BITCH
a valley bitch can be described as materialistic, self-centered, hedonistic, physically attractive(this is only subjective) and sometimes sexually promiscuous.

DUMB BITCH
the dumb bitch is a popular-culture derogatory stereotype applied to dumb women. the archetypical "dumb bitch", while viewed as so not attractive and popular, has been portrayed as lacking in both common street-sense and academic intelligence, often to a comedic level.

MATERIALISTIC
materialistic describes a person who is markedly more concerned with material things(such as money and possessions) rather than spiritual, intellectual, or cultural values.

BITCH
a bitch is an offensive term usually denoting a woman.

STUPIDITY
stupidity, or dumbness, is the property a person, action or belief instantiates by virtue of having or being indicative of low intelligence or poor learning abilities. stupidity is distinct from irrationality because stupidity denotes an incapability or unwillingness to properly consider the relevant information. it is frequently used as a pejorative and consequently has a negative connotation.

PROFESSIONAL BACKFIRE
the word backfire in general use usually refers to a plan where the opposite of the desired effect happens or the perpetrator is directly affected as opposed to their intended target, in a very professional way.

that is sooooooo sad. i cannot think of any good words to describe them. well, maybe the best way to describe them will be 'SPECKS OF DUST'. i just need the littlest effort and strength to flick them off the edge of my shoulder, using my last finger, like what i said in one of my previous post.

♥ RAMBLED AT 12:40 PM ♥

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